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Random quote from a rather large and eclectic database:

Martin was probably ripping them off. That's some family, isn't it?
Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software.
-- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues"

The date according to the Discordian Calendar:

Today is Pungenday, the 13th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3191

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