Fortune Cookie

Random quote from a rather large and eclectic database:

Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

The date according to the Discordian Calendar:

Today is Boomtime, the 68th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3191

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